My prediction for November 4th

7 Oct

The youths and the blacks that Obama is counting on will show up to the polls, only to find that an obscure subsection of some otherwise-inane legislation bars anyone who bought L’il Wayne’s Tha Carter III from voting until 2020. Greg Palast will have multi-angle footage of John McCain and Karl Rove planning this sneak-disenfranchisement while eating a live kitten, but no one will care, because Sarah Palin will hire her redneck son-in-law’s hockey buddies to kidnap Miley Cyrus, effectively preventing the media from reporting on anything important until well after the Republicans have abrogated the constitution and established martial law.

Let the good times roll.


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